No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
getting way too high before im supposed to do things: a memoir
It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
can I please marry david
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in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
In another episode, I’m pretty sure that the older brother gets impregnated by a tree-girl and births the tiny dryad from his mouth.
our land’s abound in nature’s gifts
May is National Masturbation Month: Let’s do this people.
Wait, what? Business as usual.