Soft Spoken With A Broken Jaw
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Girls are a lot like algebra.

I don’t fucking understand either of them.

Most of the people I have ever met have somebody who they can fall back into their arms. When I fall back, I hit concrete.
Morrissey (via -killerqueen)
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

lucienovie-thelastlappytop:

WELLP. GUESS I BETTER GO FIND FOCACCIA

WELLP. I GUESS I GOT HIT ON THE HEAD BY MY OWN BASS.

WELLP. LOOKS LIKE DAVE WANTS TO SHARE ZE WINE AGAIN.

WELLP. GUESS IT’S TIME TO RANT ABOUT ESCALATORS NOW.

WELLP. LOOKS LIKE THERE ARE LADYBUGS IN MY ROOM AGAIN.

WELLP.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

slawf:

openxhead:

suburbanfuckingscum:

you-should-see-me-in-a-crown:

captainnerdfighter:

vinsanityraw:

A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:

Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to shoot in my life. Every emotion, every word.. that was Will”

Will was actually supposed to play it off and then walk away, and there was originally an alternate scene that was supposed to happen, but he actually completely cut out what was supposed to be said, and did all of his own dialogue. The hug at the end of this scene is completely genuine, and this was a stepping stone in Will’s career where he started to take on the “do what feels, sounds, and looks right” approach to his acting.

This has me crying.

Seriously, this man needs to go back to making movies. It’s been four years since his last movies and I still have to wait a week for MIB3.

This scene gets me every time. Especially the hug. I can’t even watch it anymore. And now that I know it was all improvised, I just… I can’t. He is an incredible actor and I love him.

God dammit not this video again. It makes me so very sad :c

honestly, if you haven’t watched this, you really should.

I cry every single damn time, this is just amazing. Speechless. 

helloivewaitedhereforyou:

bunnysunny:

frannyislocked:

“KICK DIRT! Hit bassist with my shirt!” 

“Krist just put the moves on Dave, but now they’re blurry. Had to move in front so I could watch the T.V.”

THIS VIDEO IS SERIOUSLY SO FUNNY

OH MY GOD THIS IS SERIOUSLY AWESOME GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE IT

at one point me and Jake were almost able to fully recite this on car trips

Joan Jett - Bad Reputation
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
4,522 plays

bohemea:

Joan Jett - Bad Reputation

helloivewaitedhereforyou:

1. people who do not touch drugs because they’re too good for that and wouldn’t want their appearance tarnished, yet subscribe to 4/20, like all the page’s posts and make grammar lite comments to fit in.

2. “I made a status about this topic once and 30 people liked it. I should make 10 statuses…

bloodsugarsexgrunge:

I wish listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers was an actual job.

Like:

‘Here, listen to Californication for $20/hour.’